It is a sad truth that in today's confusing world, foreigners often misunderstand or fear China. False rumors make China's government appear a threat, and not the group of benign, warm-hearted old men that it truly is. International media scoundrels twist the actions of our benevolent officials, making them appear brutal and self-interested, when in fact our wise leaders strive only for harmony.
Don't believe those liars! We having nothing to hide. To the contrary, we are eager to share our wonderful country with the world!
So, honored foreign guests, with the goal of resolutely strengthening the bonds of international friendship, we invite you to enjoy together with us the Wonders of modern China.
Behold! The stunning vista of Tiananmen Square. The name means 'Gate of Heavenly Peace', and indeed, records show that it is a remarkably peaceful place. Our foreign friends from around the world always enjoy having their photo taken here, weather conditions permitting.
It is the world's biggest square. But don't worry that you will become lost or lonely - ample police officers are always on hand to assist our foreign friends.
Next, we will visit The Great Wall. It is the world's longest wall. We are so very proud of our heritage and culture. We hope you can enjoy it too, weather conditions permitting.
Now hold your breath in anticipation, for you are about to see the astounding Terracotta Army. It is the world's largest ceramic army. It was constructed 2200 years ago by an oppressed people for a paranoid and ruthless emperor who burned books and imprisoned or executed opponents. How things have changed!
Our wise leaders meet with many important and respected dignitaries from all over the world. Our tireless media provides the people with full coverage of all they need to know, but vigilantly protects them from any unpleasant or inharmonious aspects that might confuse them. Thank you!
We are so eager to share our large and glorious country with the world. Indeed, many of our wonders are so astoundingly enormous that astronauts can even see them from space (weather conditions permitting).
So in conclusion let me say, dear foreign friends, all of China is open to you, we are so proud of our country, we beg you to come and take a look. Please?
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